Professor plum

 Professor Plum was an old man who lived in a crusty and dusty old house. He was a scientist, He lived for 78 years, He made so many potions for his ugly friends and family members and he used to be a bad person and kill people. But one day he was caught by me when he was trying to kill somebody. I was a police officer at the time so I said “Stop what you're doing. I'm a Policeman. I will arrest you or kill you. I can do anything because I'm a cop but at the moment I will arrest you for 5 years for killing. That's bad!” So he stopped and he took off on his rusty-dusty old caravan and he got back to his crusty dusty old house. The cop tried to find them but he was never found again.

One Year later.

One day I found him again. He was in the bushes going to the Toilet. I told him “Get out from the bushes!” Then he said “No, go away from me. I'm going to the toilet!” And I said, “I will kill you if you don't get out!” So I got my gun Out and I killed him…The end!

Mr wolf

Mr wolf 

Once upon a time, I saw a wolf his name was America. I love him but one day he left me and our friendship ended. He was my best friend. One day I heard that there was a wolf walking down the street and I saw him in the supermarket.

 I said to him “What are you doing stealing food? I thought you were a good guy!”

 And he replied “Well you were never there for me so then I became poor''. I then said, “Then why didn’t you just tell me and I could've done something about it!”   

The next day.

I woke up and I heard somebody knock on the door and I got up and opened the door. No one was there so  I went back to bed. 

Minutes had passed then there was another knock, so I got up, I opened  the door and saw three little kids running off my doorstep then I yelled out to them “Go away or I would kill you!” Then I went back into bed and I didn't hear a  knock again. The end!